San Andreas Police Department First Response

Off Topic => Off Topic Discussion => Topic started by: Mafia on January 06, 2017, 04:53:28 pm

Title: Never ending story
Post by: Mafia on January 06, 2017, 04:53:28 pm

Let's have a bit of nostalgia fun from back in the day during AG. Keep it going for as long as possible!
I'll start.


Once upon a time...

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: SCPD on January 07, 2017, 04:40:19 am

I ate a potato :D

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Nick on January 07, 2017, 05:32:16 am

While watching SCPD eat his potato...

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Mafia on January 07, 2017, 12:29:28 pm

I ate a potato myself...

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Blast3r on January 07, 2017, 06:04:41 pm

And then Mafia thought it would be a good idea to also place a .gif signature like I did...

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Mafia on January 08, 2017, 12:40:54 pm

Before realising, that Mafia's own .gif signature was a lot sexier than Blast3r's...

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: SCPD on January 08, 2017, 03:15:55 pm

Meanwhile potatoes are invading Antarctica

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Mafia on January 09, 2017, 05:59:03 pm

While a few of the potatoes are actually home, watching TV...

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Tosfera on January 09, 2017, 08:58:23 pm

While suddenly Marty jumps out of a box, followed by Alex, Melman and Gloria.

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: SCPD on January 10, 2017, 07:49:10 am

In which they are all infected with a potato disease that causes them to eat potatoes non-stop.

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Mafia on January 10, 2017, 05:12:33 pm

After realising that the potato eating is slowly killing them, they decide to hop on a boat and...

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Tosfera on January 10, 2017, 08:23:22 pm

light up the boat with burning potato seeds.

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Mafia on January 10, 2017, 09:21:56 pm

After lighting up the boat, they quickly jumped into the water...

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Blast3r on January 10, 2017, 09:22:35 pm

And caught on fire because that water ended up being fuel...

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: SCPD on January 11, 2017, 04:10:29 am

Soon the potatoes invades earth and starts to destroy all human kind

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Mafia on January 11, 2017, 05:32:18 pm

Before realising that it is not that easy to destroy human kind, they face several hard obstacles...

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: SCPD on January 13, 2017, 06:32:46 am

Including the carrots defending the humans

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Mafia on January 13, 2017, 02:58:33 pm

And dogs speaking a language somewhere inbetween spanish and chinese

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: slinkykilla on January 15, 2017, 12:09:33 am

"ok"

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: SCPD on January 15, 2017, 03:07:39 am

While slinky wrote "ok" and eats a potato

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Mafia on January 15, 2017, 12:32:57 pm

He realises, that the potatoes are still invading the earth...

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Blast3r on January 15, 2017, 06:46:14 pm

With Blast3r wondering what the fuck is up with so many potatoes on this thread...

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2017, 08:57:36 pm

Nick proceeds to inform Blast3r that potatoes are now currency in this wasteyard of a world, explaining the various ways they can be cooked, while

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Mafia on January 15, 2017, 09:21:59 pm

Casually sitting, slowly counting the amount of potato money he has...

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: SCPD on January 16, 2017, 06:15:43 am

Which now currently one potato is worth one canadian penny

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Mafia on January 16, 2017, 03:54:37 pm

As well as one Japanese Yen being worth a small loan of a million dollars...

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Blast3r on January 16, 2017, 04:03:19 pm

With worthless Blast3r moving the thread to off topic discussion as that's where it belongs...

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Mafia on January 18, 2017, 02:57:26 pm

Before realising that the thread is somewhat dead, Mafia tries his absolute best to revive this exclusive, revolutionary, radical, subversive and insurgent thread.

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: SCPD on January 19, 2017, 12:58:24 am

Unfortunately the potatoes had taken over this thread...

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Mafia on January 19, 2017, 02:37:59 pm

And have officially downloaded a trojan in our pc, which will detonate in approximately 31457 years...

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: SCPD on March 13, 2017, 01:50:49 am

31457 years later SCPD attempts to revive this thread with more potato jokes...

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Nirio on March 29, 2017, 08:33:23 am

While SCPD doing potato jokes aliens invaded earth.

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Officer58 on April 24, 2017, 05:14:21 am

And I as the illegal alien, start to use missiles and destroy San Andreas.

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: karezta on May 31, 2017, 02:28:38 am

Then Officer58 killed SCPD becuz of his potato jokes...

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: edvyyys on April 13, 2018, 03:59:45 pm

and here comes SCP-999 followed TO SAPDFR MUSIC GROUP

Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: Paryk0527 on May 11, 2018, 07:25:34 pm

I'm hungry all times. lol