San Andreas Police Department First Response

Off Topic => Off Topic Discussion => Topic started by: Mafia on January 06, 2017, 04:53:28 pm

Title: Never ending story
Post by: Mafia on January 06, 2017, 04:53:28 pm
Let's have a bit of nostalgia fun from back in the day during AG. Keep it going for as long as possible!
I'll start.


Once upon a time...
Title: Re: Never ending story
Post by: SCPD on January 07, 2017, 04:40:19 am
I ate a potato :D
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Post by: Nick on January 07, 2017, 05:32:16 am
While watching SCPD eat his potato...
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Post by: Mafia on January 07, 2017, 12:29:28 pm
I ate a potato myself...
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Post by: Blast3r on January 07, 2017, 06:04:41 pm
And then Mafia thought it would be a good idea to also place a .gif signature like I did...
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Post by: Mafia on January 08, 2017, 12:40:54 pm
Before realising, that Mafia's own .gif signature was a lot sexier than Blast3r's...
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Post by: SCPD on January 08, 2017, 03:15:55 pm
Meanwhile potatoes are invading Antarctica
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Post by: Mafia on January 09, 2017, 05:59:03 pm
While a few of the potatoes are actually home, watching TV...
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Post by: Tosfera on January 09, 2017, 08:58:23 pm
While suddenly Marty jumps out of a box, followed by Alex, Melman and Gloria.
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Post by: SCPD on January 10, 2017, 07:49:10 am
In which they are all infected with a potato disease that causes them to eat potatoes non-stop.
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Post by: Mafia on January 10, 2017, 05:12:33 pm
After realising that the potato eating is slowly killing them, they decide to hop on a boat and...
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Post by: Tosfera on January 10, 2017, 08:23:22 pm
light up the boat with burning potato seeds.
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Post by: Mafia on January 10, 2017, 09:21:56 pm
After lighting up the boat, they quickly jumped into the water...
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Post by: Blast3r on January 10, 2017, 09:22:35 pm
And caught on fire because that water ended up being fuel...
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Post by: SCPD on January 11, 2017, 04:10:29 am
Soon the potatoes invades earth and starts to destroy all human kind
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Post by: Mafia on January 11, 2017, 05:32:18 pm
Before realising that it is not that easy to destroy human kind, they face several hard obstacles...
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Post by: SCPD on January 13, 2017, 06:32:46 am
Including the carrots defending the humans
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Post by: Mafia on January 13, 2017, 02:58:33 pm
And dogs speaking a language somewhere inbetween spanish and chinese
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Post by: slinkykilla on January 15, 2017, 12:09:33 am
"ok"
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Post by: SCPD on January 15, 2017, 03:07:39 am
While slinky wrote "ok" and eats a potato
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Post by: Mafia on January 15, 2017, 12:32:57 pm
He realises, that the potatoes are still invading the earth...
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Post by: Blast3r on January 15, 2017, 06:46:14 pm
With Blast3r wondering what the fuck is up with so many potatoes on this thread...
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Post by: Nick on January 15, 2017, 08:57:36 pm
Nick proceeds to inform Blast3r that potatoes are now currency in this wasteyard of a world, explaining the various ways they can be cooked, while
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Post by: Mafia on January 15, 2017, 09:21:59 pm
Casually sitting, slowly counting the amount of potato money he has...
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Post by: SCPD on January 16, 2017, 06:15:43 am
Which now currently one potato is worth one canadian penny
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Post by: Mafia on January 16, 2017, 03:54:37 pm
As well as one Japanese Yen being worth a small loan of a million dollars...
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Post by: Blast3r on January 16, 2017, 04:03:19 pm
With worthless Blast3r moving the thread to off topic discussion as that's where it belongs...
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Post by: Mafia on January 18, 2017, 02:57:26 pm
Before realising that the thread is somewhat dead, Mafia tries his absolute best to revive this exclusive, revolutionary, radical, subversive and insurgent thread.
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Post by: SCPD on January 19, 2017, 12:58:24 am
Unfortunately the potatoes had taken over this thread...
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Post by: Mafia on January 19, 2017, 02:37:59 pm
And have officially downloaded a trojan in our pc, which will detonate in approximately 31457 years...
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Post by: SCPD on March 13, 2017, 01:50:49 am
31457 years later SCPD attempts to revive this thread with more potato jokes...
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Post by: Nirio on March 29, 2017, 08:33:23 am
While SCPD doing potato jokes aliens invaded earth.
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Post by: Officer58 on April 24, 2017, 05:14:21 am
And I as the illegal alien, start to use missiles and destroy San Andreas.
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Post by: karezta on May 31, 2017, 02:28:38 am
Then Officer58 killed SCPD becuz of his potato jokes...
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Post by: edvyyys on April 13, 2018, 03:59:45 pm
and here comes SCP-999 followed TO SAPDFR MUSIC GROUP
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Post by: Paryk0527 on May 11, 2018, 07:25:34 pm
I'm hungry all times. lol